THE TRUMP ALPHABET

By Ruth A. Sheets

Every day, I follow several Substack threads.  Last week on one of them, participants were naming words that described Donald Trump.  At first the words were random, then Mary B. decided to put them together into the framework of the song “A You’re Adorable.”  Several other people joined the fun with additional words.  I decided to make a full alphabet for Mr. Trump.  The words and rhymes are mostly mine except for letters “C” through “F.”  Mary B. is responsible for those.

so, here it is for your entertainment.  I suspect you may come up with other words that would fit even better.  If you have stronger words and rhymes, please pass them along and maybe we could have something that could really connect with folks on social media.  Perhaps, one way to defeat this would-be dictator is to point out just how unfit for any office he is and do it with a bit of humor

A you’re one we Abhor, B you’re a deadly Boor,

C you're a Criminal at heart. 

D you're Deplorable, E Egotistical,

F just a Felon with a Fart.

G Generous not a bit, H you're a Hypocrite, 

I you're Incompetent to all,

J you're a Jealous Jerk,  K Knowing you don't work,

L you're a Lying brat on call,

M you're a Mess to Meet, N a Notorious cheat,

O you're Obnoxious and obscene 

P a Pathetic man, Q Quite a ghastly tan 

R you're Ridiculous but mean

S you're Superfluous, T you are Tedious,

U you’re Uniquely Unaware.

V Vladamir’s a friend, W Why do you pretend,

You have capacity to care?

X Xenophobic one,  Y You’re for YOU alone

Z Zip your mouth and all will cheer! 

it's time you go back  and,  stay home at Trumpy Land

And eat your resentment, hate, and fear.  Yummy!

 

Feel free to pass this on to anyone who needs a set of alphabetical images to remind them of Trump’s near total inadequacy.  Maybe they’ll get a bit of a chuckle too.

 (thanks to the song “A You’re Adorable” by Buddy Kay et al for the idea)